Signs of the times

I saw plenty of titillating, tantalizing, and downright dumb things across the U S of A. My favorite?

Food truck in Austin, Texas

Sadly, the food truck was closed so I never got to try a mighty cone, which I'm led to believe is some kind of meat pocket thing in a conical napkin. Mmmmmmmm.
And with that image firmly stuck in your head, here are some of the other signs that made me spit out my coffee and pull out my camera. Please to enjoy!

Also in Austin, Texas

Cavernous store in Dalton, Georgia

Duly noted, at Dreamlands in Birmingham, Alabama

An appropriate exit in Mississippi

How very droll! Good one Jackson, Mississippi

I don't think North West Arkansas cleaners knows what NWA means

Floyd, Virginia  

Combination bible shop and pest control in Cleveland, Ohio

Gatlinburg, Tennessee

Also in Gatlinburg, a town that is nowhere near the ocean

The Marfa Prada just outside of Valentine, Texas

Truth in advertising in Carlsbad, New Mexico

Sage advice, also in Carlsbad, New Mexico

I want YOU, to eat this chile. In Hatch, New Mexico

My favorite road sign for more than a decade, on I-25 in New Mexico

Using a Clinton catchphrase to slam Obama? #FAIL in Magdalena, New Mexico

I wonder if Willard has ever stayed here in Seligman, Arizona?

Also in Seligman, Arizona

Thanks for the warning Missoula, Montana

No Comment. Gatlinburg, Tennessee

Kitsch-o-rama near Mammoth Cave, Kentucky

At the Creation Museum in Kentucky, everything is biblically related

Word to live by in South Union, Kentucky

I beg your pardon?

If only everywhere had prices like Wall Drug in South Dakota

So disturbing that firearms are actually allowed up to this point in Wisconsin's state capitol

Phootball Philosophy at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin

Best nickname ever. Grand Teton National Park, Wyoming

Graffiti in Detroit, Michigan

Well said, ice cream store on San Juan Island, Washington